COME SKATING
They said come skating;
They said it’s so nice.
They said come skating;
I’d done it twice.  
They said come skating;
It sounded nice…
I wore roller -
They meant ice.

MY GUITAR
Oh, wouldn’t it be a most wondrous thing
To have a guitar that could play and could sing
By itself - what an absolute joy it would be
To have a guitar….that didn’t need me.

I MUST REMEMBER
I must remember…
Turkey on Thanksgiving,
Pudding on Christmas,
Eggs on Easter,
Chicken on Sunday,
Fish on Friday,
Leftovers, Monday.
But ah, me - I’m such a dunce.
I went and ate them all at once.  

MUSICAL CAREER
She wanted to play the piano.  
But her hands couldn’t reach the keys.
When her hands could finally reach the keys,
Her feet couldn’t reach the floor.
When her hands could finally reach the keys,
And her feet could reach the floor,
She didn’t want to play that ol’ piano anymore

FOR SALE
One sister for sale!
One sister for sale!
One crying and spying young sister for sale!
I’m really not kidding,
So who’ll start the bidding?
Do I hear the dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn’t there, isn’t there, isn’t there any
One kid that will buy this old sister for sale,
This crying and spying young sister for sale?

WARNING
Inside everybody's nose
There lives a sharpe-toothed snail.
So if you stick your finger in,
He may bite off your nail.
Stick it farther up inside,
And he may bite your ring off.
Stick it all the way, and he
May bite the whole darn thing off!

INVISIBLE BOY
And here we see the invisible boy
In his lovely invisible house,
Feeding a piece of invisible cheese
To a little invisible mouse.
Oh, what a beautiful picture to see!
Will you draw and invisible picture for me?

MAGICAL ERASER    
She wouldn’t believe
This pencil has
A magical eraser.
She said I was a silly moo,
She said I was a liar too,
She dared me prove that it was true,
And so what could I do -
I erased her!